Crafts Lighthouses
crafts lighthouses
the joke that had me laughing for 3 days?
THIS REALLY HAPPENED BEFORE i did not make this up, i was it off another website:
one day an american aircraft carrier went north and on the radar he found an object in canada
the us aircraft carrier commander radioed over to him and said(from now on A will be the us air craft carrier and B will be the canadians)
A:u are in our path, please divert your path 30 degrees west
B: no how about U divert your path 30 degrees west?
A: look, listen to me, please divert your path 30 degrees east
B:no U listen to me, u divert your path 30 degrees west
(at this point A lost it)
A:WE ARE A MIGHTY AIR CRAFT CARRIER SURROUND BY HUNDREDS OF DESTROYERS, SUBMARINES, AIRPLANES, AND WE HAVE THOUSANDS OF CREW MEMBERS ON BOARD, NOW PLEASE DIVERT YOUR PATH 30 DEGREES EAST!
B: we're a lighthouse, your call
great.
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