Homes Near Lighthouses
homes near lighthouses
another stupid easy riddle?
okay so theres a fisherman and his daughter who lives in a lighthouse... so the daughter comes home late one night with a boy and hes a reallllll punk so the dad is angry
he starts to scream,
"GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE HOODLUM DONT EVER COME NEAR MY DAUGHTER OR LIGHTHOUSE EVERRRR AGAIN!!! NOW OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK!!"
he was fuming and turned to the daughter
"YOU,YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM AND I DONT CARE IF YOU TRY AND SNEAK OUT OR SIT CRYING IN THE CORNER ALL FRICKIN NIGHT!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!"
She made a face and scoffed "No wonder you're a fisherman... no education needed"
whys that remark true???
PS this ones easy!!!
THANK YOU DREAMER!!!
light houses are round...they dont' have corners so how is she supposed to sit in the corner all night crying?
HA! is that right?
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